StalkingNinja

2011-09-02T00:46:00.001-07:00

You are Fucking Beautiful .

Call the cops . RUISHENG IS BACK . (for one night)

2011-07-02T08:56:00.001-07:00

Hello !

MUAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU SUCK MY DRAGON BALLS .

Well , Hello . I dont think anybody reads this blog anymore . But that doesnt mean i wouldnt come back and update some shit because its MY BLOG and MY CHOICE so you BETTER FUCKING seat back enjoy and chill like ice .

Hmmm , its 2011 . Yeah so life is pretty smooth sailing now , feeling great with all the bustling-ness and shit . O' levels this year , just 4/3 months away . Not going to play around that much , hence , Everyday im studyin .

Secondary 4 life has been merciful enough . Hahaha. But i've realised , From the girls and the cooler guys , im getting all the positive energy , while on the other hand , im getting all the mother-fuck-the-shit-up energy from the losers and retards . Hmmm i'm actually liking this yin-yang shit going on , you know what im sayin ? Haha .

Note to Future Rui Sheng whose probably a millionaire by now : You are sitting beside Nashit-tah and amanda in class . While you endure Kai Jie gay pleas for sodomy towards Banghao everyday , you are a dude who hangs out more with your friends than your family . Out of all the people you know and hang out with , Victoria and Putri are the bitches you love most to hang out with . You hate the retards who copy from youtube . ( im sure you will recall , heh if you dont , then just take it as you hate parry ) You like this girl , but your infatuation fluctuates most of the time . It only rekindles when you see her . I bet you would know who i am talking about . I hope , by now , shes already yours . (to help wash plate and wipe asshole. and to suck dic-tionary knowledge) HELL YEA . Hah . jk

It would be epic . How many years has it been ? this infatuation . yea you sad little fucker , MUAHAHAHHAHA ! Whatever you do now , ask believe receive . Do things that make you happy , dont be afraid of how other people would react . Stay true to yourself . Peace.

Ok so , i dont blog that much like a bitch , as compared to last time . Maybe theres just too much happening that i wouldnt remember to put it in my blog . Im going to end this here , thats all ! Adios .

19 March 2011

2011-03-18T09:19:00.000-07:00

Its 1220am . Talking to L and V . I got shot by a nigga when going back home ...bleeding real bad now . I shouldnt have planted the bomb at their crib ... now 007 has to finish the job for me . I slapped the nigga when hes pissing in the urinal and he died from cheek infection shortly . His shawties are chasing me with tree branches ... THEY WANT MY HEAD . AND IM NOT DRUNK IM JUST BORED BITCH

Happy New Year

2010-12-31T00:25:00.001-08:00

Hello !

Ok today is the 31st December 2010 , and after 12am tonight it would be 2011 ! It just seems like numbers to me nothing special , ya its so pathetic celebrate for what , aiyo just go with the flow only loser no originality boi , AND THEN THERES O LEVELS NEXT YEAR THAT JUST SHUTS EVERYONE UP .

Ok so 2010 has been really good , yea pretty good . There will be a good year ahead and 2011 is going to be the golden year of my entire life . I am going to be the ruler of the entire planet by the end of 2011 . 2011 is going to be great because we all know good and bad things come together . And guess what ? THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2012 SO 2011 IS GOING TO BE KICKASS . Jk only parry will be tricked by this

Yea so everyone go ahead and have a fantastic new year and go rob a nanny on the streets or sth adios you adios are adios cute adios and adios i adios am adios really adios skinny adios beep adios HAHAH

ADIOS !

Some guy take a pole and try to fish but no bait so he put the pole in his ass for nothing because he just so random plus hes kinda sadist ur mom is a

2010-12-05T06:52:00.000-08:00

Hello!

Yea hi im here to blog like a mother fucking gay asshole dude whos got serious issues . So for the holidays i went to Cambodia . Firstly i flew to phnom penh , the capital to drop off some materials and have some capital city fun *winkwink if you know what i mean

Haha yea ate and sleep and shop . Pushed a baby around the park and played with his di .... HAHAHHAHA JK . Then i took some bus ride to siem reap , which is a much more cosy and laidback place . Ate n sleep n shopped again for a few days and then took a flight in a mini plane where me n my family were the only asians ( RICE PRIDE POWER OF BEANS ) to Phnom penh once again . Spent the last few days there going to places to just experience life in cambodia . A really down-to-earth kinda thing , not those fancy big woohahs in 5-star retaurants and wakawakaeheh .

Yea so in the end i found out that cambodians like to piss on streets and rear cows to massage their grandchildren . Jk i found out cambodians are really bad to foreigners , but once you get to know them , they open up and treat you like family . ( OPEN UP THEIR JACKETS AND TAKE OUT A PISTOL AND SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FACE ) Food is really good there though . They have a majority of french cuisine and i think its because of their past domination thing .

And about the bridge incident , tragic story . But luckily wasnt there . Yea sounded pretty stupid , the way the incident went about happening but you wouldnt want to get pushed down and get stomped over by hundreds of people on a bridge where you were in the middle of going back to your hometown a few mighty hours away right ?

I think thats all for now , THATS ALL FOLKS

ADIOS !

Stupid man try to piss on a farmer's farm but the farmer come out and shoot the guy then he guy matrix den dodge then very happy den the farmer dog bi

2010-09-26T03:05:00.000-07:00

Hello

Exams are just next week !

Yay happy pappy on a lappy mappy

ADIOS

Big guy pulls down his pants to reveal another pants but that pants is not a pants its a tatoo that looks like pants but its not you know what im sayi

2010-09-09T05:48:00.000-07:00

Hello !

Holiday : Leisure time away from work devoted to rest or pleasure . Giving holiday homework is as silly as giving Teacher's day homework or Children's day homework or Nov Dec holiday homework . Ok maybe theres a leeway and teachers would issue out homework to revise over the holidays but i dont think the homework should pile up until we dont have time to HOLIDAY . Everyday i wake up to ENGLISH or CHEMISTRY . ITS SO ENRICHING AND IT STARTS MY DAY UP WITH GREAT PLEASURE ! IM SO HAPPY IM SMILING MY ASS OFF ! YAY !

Went to bugis to buy some shit and had dessert over at my aunt's stall . Desert there is fucking kickass , the stall is just down the street , opposite toastbox . Oh yea and the stall is like 4 or 3 stalls away from Pornsak's new restaurant . I saw him and he was like leaning over some customers , " is the food good ? " with a smile on his face . Then he was like , " If the food isnt up to your standard , THEN YOU CAN SUCK MY SALTY D*CK " ! Hahha jk .

I just thought about it and i can't seem to find a girl who likes to go to parks instead of shopping malls and who just likes to have a burger by the walk instead of a fancy lobster penis restaurant in Siglap . I dont think any girl would want to do that huh its all about taking 2 hours to find the right shoe and looking perfect for everyone . (no offence , yangkang HAHAHAHAHAH ) LOOOL oh and Dua Cb im not refering to you , in case you are changing your thoughts of me from Fatass to FatterAss . Oh and im not saying this in a way that im too good for anyone i just thought of that when i saw a picture of a poor cambodian kid in my mom's phone . In case gals start saying , "who the **** this guy think he is anyhow talk **** about girls , i must show him my flower power"

After all that homework shit i think all of it is for our own good . But giving too much might stress out the student as the responsibility of revising is up to the student himself . Homework is there to ensure you have enough revision materials , not to pile up on the student's head like a mountain of shit that resides in Parry's ass . Lol im starting to feel bad after insulting parry so much , (FOR REAL ?! HAHA NO WAY MAN SUCK MY DICK HAHA ) You dont know how irritating he is .

That was a massive post and i really have to go off now ,

ADIOS !

Sunday eggs and fat ass sausages turn into aliens and start smacking all the retarded babies in their airplane wallpaper rooms

2010-08-29T01:46:00.000-07:00

Hello !

Just posting to burn some time before going for dinner . How are you doing ! (FUCK YOU I DONT NEED TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL THIS POST IS ALL ABOUT ME ) . HAHA JK

Teachers have started giving out alot of homeworks , more remedials and revision time slots are put up ... What does this mean ? ITS THE EOY YOU WHITE FAT CAT !!!

I hope everyone would study great and score A's ! ( AND TURN INTO A NERD AND KISS CALCULATORS LIKE ME ) Hehe yea but i think everyone needs to start focusing right now . Cant wait to go back to school , weekends are boring and dry without her . I want her so badly ... (Miss How)

HAHAHA . I want to see her smile and her dazzling eyes ......brows ...... K imma stop now before i lose my appetite and shit in my pants . I wish you the best for your EOY's , have a nice day NIGGA

ADIOS

2010-08-12T23:36:00.000-07:00

Hello !

This post is PRIVATE and CONFIDENTIAL :

Having cough these few days so I have been humourless and lame . Because I everytime I speak , I will cough . So I always have to end my sentences like almost immediately . I will get better next week so bare with me ( get it ? bare and bear ? bare with me means get naked with me ? get it ? ) guys ! and gals !

Last week was fun with Garey and Victoria and Putri ! Yea it was great . It made my week . And I am sure it will stay in my memory until my last breath .

Yes I have nothing to do and yes I am very annoying . This post didnt take any effort and there was no work done in this post . BECAUSE I HAVE COUGH AND YOU DONT NAH NEE NAH NEE POO POO YOU SUCK A THOUSAND DUCK ASS !!!

Haha that was fun ADIOS !

Watch this fkin shit

2010-07-19T01:20:00.000-07:00

Hello !

Yes you you there you YA ITS YOU YA ITS YOU STAND UP YOU YA LA YOU LA OI STAND UP OI YOU STAND THE FK UP GET THE FK UP YOU STAND UP YOU LA OI FK YOU ITS YOU DONT BELIEVE ME WAH LAO YOU LA YOU GET UP and watch this video please . This is absolutely gorgeous

Watch this if you are a real man . If you are a lady pls go to my speech column and type " i love you " cause i love you too . ok JUST WATCH THE VID

Thats about it . SEEYA

ADIOS!

Dog runs to bite a sausage on the streets but a banglah come cut the dog up . the dog thanked the banglah and ate the chopped sausages .

2010-07-13T04:35:00.000-07:00

Hello !

Millions of stuff happened after my last post but i was like lazy to update this emo looking and isolated blog . Friends come and go , i mean seriously like moving house and going overseas and stuff , not like some emo , friend leave me , i very sad kind of way . I think singaporeans are very lucky to be in singapore and we should cherish everything we have and think of the less fortunate and all . But one thing about singapore is that we dont have roots to hold on to , so we probably might move overseas when we grow older . And yes im saying all this shit because National Day is coming soon and i hope i would be scouted out by some big shot and win a competition about patriotism or sth . HEHE

I think that when there are upsets in life we should think of people who had it worser . I mean we have all the right to be sad when you have a small dic..tionary or when we failed a test or sth . But some people might dwell on it for so long and i feel that that is pointless and its very PARRY YEW-LIKE .

The holidays were great , even though its like weeks ago . I love the night conferences with Putri and Victoria . And i like the way me and victoria and putri and terrecia sorta stayed awake for the whole night , having to report in everytime connection fails . And kaijie's world of fcked up shit like golden fuck and pussy white and pussy butterfly . and going to dylan's house with wenxuan and zongru to beat the SH*T out of the fat dog . And having to venture around the city area with ryan toh to find his F*CKING retarded monkey . And going to Aishu's birthday for a whole day . And having to meet a friend who has been away for a year . Of course there were many other things but i dont think i would want to list them down cause some people may go : " F*CK this ruisheng think he very popular keep post about he going out ! Action only this fatass so gay still blog " Hehe .

Lastly i would want to say that i ate a pool of shit for dinner and i am not wearing any pants while posting this . And that i am using my hardened stick of booger to type every single letter in this post . Have a nice day !

ADIOS !!!

2010-06-13T13:19:00.001-07:00

I AM FAT BOI

2010-03-25T05:52:00.001-07:00

HAHAHAH THIS IS SOOO FUNNY WTF !!!!!!!!!!!

CLICK THIS FOR FUNNY

CNY / VALENTINES

2010-02-14T05:41:00.001-08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR ! HAPPY VALENTINES !

ADIOS !

Woman Power

2010-01-30T20:39:00.000-08:00

Hello !

I think this shows that Indian Women cannot be messed with .

Lesson Learnt : Dont mess with Mrs Rajan

ADIOS !

What do you want in life

2010-01-20T01:21:00.001-08:00

Hello !

Camp was great ! Sorry to all those people whom i ignored in msn and my phone haha was sleeping . 3E4 ROCKS . SHARON DOUBLE PONYTAIL POWER BOOMZ MAN . Found this super cool video on youtube .

Thats all for now , BYE

ADIOS !

TELETUBBIES

2009-12-02T05:50:00.000-08:00

Watch it , its funny for the first 2 minutes . From then on it gets really annoying hahahahahaha . LOVE IT !

ADIOS !

Trip In Cambodia

2009-11-27T16:06:00.000-08:00

Hello !

Victoria told me to update so im here to update ! But , I am really lazy so im going to post photos and use it as an excuse to not type any words .

Culture Village

Wax Monk Guy

Mom's Main School

Disgusting duck egg

King's Palace ( My House )

Mass Killing Memorial

Cousin ( half singaporean half Vietnamese ) Cool right ?!

Cute right !

Orphanage

I've caught two fishes !

Took me so long to upload these pictures ... But this is mostly what happened during my two weeks in Cambodia . Oh let me tell you that the locals there piss wherever they want , Like in the bushes beside the street or in a river or something like that . HAHAHA , Thats all for now !

ADIOS !

End Of Year

2009-11-03T04:55:00.000-08:00

Hello !

Schools ended , and we sec twos are moving up to sec three !

But this means that we would be changing class . Awww
Victoria told me to do this so , guys , dont blame me for sounding all cheesy and mushy and girly !

To Victoria

Well , You have been in the same class as me for like 5 years already ! I've only started talking to you like this year so its really awkward at first HAHAAHA . But you turned out to be a really good friend , talking to me in msn all the time ! ( i didnt appreciate your help in calling me to look at serene JUST KIDDING LOOL ) And next year we are going to be in the same class again ! HAHAHAAA see you next year AGAIN x 5

To Kaijie

Wah you go suck gay balls la

To Dylan

Wah . Go exercise la . Oh ya ... Good luck in getting Victoria's Heart ! (vic dont get offended pls )

To Ryan

Woof Woof bark off

To Wenxuan

You stop asking me why going e4 you take drugs and super high everyday . And stop watching Peter Chao , Its bad for your health

To Banghao , Parry

Banghao i love you Parry i love you too ( JUST KIDDING )

To Zachary , Ashley , Fadhli

Zack , you damn pervert man . But i hope you will get your wish of x-ray vision for this christmas HAHAHAHHAH . Ashley you really have to stop humping air in class , you damn horny la . Fadhli , Your name explains everything about porn already i no need say anything more. Dylan should be in this group too haha .

To Felicia

Im not going to talk about steriods hahaha . I guess you are very tired of that already , you owe me chocolate you better give me or i eat all your steriods HHAHAHHAHAH

To Serene

Omg ...

To Evelyn

Oh i just love your ponytails HAHAHAHHA JUST KIDDING

To Garey , Zi hung , Wee guan

Wah emo sia all this three ... But Zi hung you better watch out for gays at night Kai jie is always kissing your picture in class in a corner

To Aishu

I hate you go away shut up crazy bitch shhh shoo

To Putri

Putri the princess haha ! I rarely talk to you in school and not even on msn . But i found out that you can be really entertaining because you laugh at almost everything haha .

Victoria was the one who told me to do this ! Check hers out !
http://th-seasonlove.blogspot.com/

Well i guess this is it , HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY AND SEE YOU NEXT YEAR , HOPEFULLY

ADIOS !

To Yangkang

Haiz ... i purposely dont want post yangkang just now .... But since he begged , i post lor ..

Yangkang 8 tentacles angry bull love benita ooops accidentally post HAHAHAH

Green lantern fight a batman but the batman died because he ate diarrhoea the previous morning

2009-10-16T04:14:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Nothing to do (thats why im posting) Nowadays i like to eat Macdonalds Mega Mcspicy!

Its so not fat ! When i bite it , oil shoots out from the patty ! Wow ! SO NOT OILY AND FAT ! This explains my physical appearance , blame macdonalds ! Had a great day today , dont worry it has nothing to do with the mcspicy hehehe .

Exam results were issued today ! A few like maths and geog and science . Science got like 69 / 100 ONE MORE MARK TO A . Then the rest got A's , results okok lah . So exams are over and the HOLIDAYS ARE STARTING ! Hope you guys / gals have a great holiday ! ( rot and die at home bitches ! ) LoL ! Thats all !

Zachary wanted me to post this : " Zachary raped some girl "

ADIOS !

Exams

2009-10-07T04:12:00.001-07:00

Hello !

Nowadays i don't really feel like posting , the next post i am gonna make would probaly be in another 5 years time or something . Tomorrow is literature exam then we got maths the day after and some funny subjects . Dont really feel stress about the exams ( I CANT TAKE IT OMG WHATS THIS SHIT I FEEL LIKE CUTTING MYSELF NOOOOOOO ) Lol just kidding

I hope everyone would do well for their exams and thats probaly all I wanted to say !

ADIOS

Really got owned

2009-09-07T21:55:00.000-07:00

Hello !

Hey ! Today had so far been very fun . Signed in Msn then played Facebook quizzes with Vic . HEH I WON MOST OF THEM MUAHAHAHA .

Ok next is the Most fun Part . If you can see my tagboard there is one person so called " the amazing " . He is actually Kaijie . " never ever put that up " What is it that he is hiding ? I am not gonna tell you . HEHEHHEHE . Its really funny i was like choking in my stomach when i threatened him with his " secret " . I won't say it cause his life would really end if i said it . ( Well my life too , you know what im saying ? ) He would beat me down to the ground if he found out i told anyone . I threatened him so much he got pissed and signed off . LOL !

Well let me tell you this secret was not concerning his personal life , like family and stuff . Not previous experiences too . HAHAHA Have a good time guessing !

ADIOS !

Wenxuan thinks he is funny posting the previous post before this post which is posted under a postman's lamp-post next to a post office

2009-08-31T03:28:00.000-07:00

Hello!

How are you guys doing ?! (i know its impossible to answer but it would be really fun if you could reply to your computer screen) If you had replied then i would have made you looked like a complete idiot ! MUAHAHAHAHA .

So today is Teacher's Day ,

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY TO ALL TEACHERS !

It was great that the school released us so early . There was one guy who did a solo dance and he was like damn funny ! He's like full of confidence , but abit girly , LOL . After that went back home and played basketball with Justin Koh for a while . this picture was not to insult Justin in anyway hehe

Then went to visit EPPS and went to places with people ! The old friends i met really changed . They were so sociable and stuff you know you know ? They look like they are having fun everyday ! After that went to play some more basketball with Glenn and his friend and called it a day . Tomorrow's a public holiday so WOOHOO ! Hope you guys / gals had at least been entertained by this post , thats all for now!

ADIOS!

barney shitting on the basketball court

2009-08-20T03:04:00.000-07:00

hi....i am here to update lol i am lazy to put retarded pictures.Yang kang is a alien freak and he likes to shit on himself. THATS ALL FOR NOW

Adios

Gongoogoo jam jam put put

2009-08-11T23:28:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Infocomm again...My attendance this year 50% and below, Hooray !
YangKang commented on this and said my blog is as pretty as dylan whom he is gaying with right now. I cannot film it down or anything because it is too obscene for ordinary human beings to witness. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I wonder if anybody still reads my blog , HEHEHEHEHE . Actually my blog is really dead . (i know its obvious) Haiz..This post is really different from the other posts . It looks really shitty. Thats all for now ! Bye!

ADIOS

Yangkang and Dylan is gaying in the corner beside me during infocomm

2009-07-28T23:35:00.000-07:00

Hello

In infocomm now,posting before infocomm starts . Havent been posting nowadays . BECAUSE IM PLAYING XBOX AND PSP HELL YEAH!

Lol sounded like a nerdy nintendo game fighter . I go play some random game already , thats all! Bye

ADIOS!

Flying hamster gets into a car and robs a bank and painted a house

2009-07-21T02:45:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Today Played badminton with Ryan,Wenxuan,Dylan and Yangkang. Oh i just learnt grass is actually grown from seeds! WOW I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT HAHAHA IM SO SMART !

Really lazy nowadays . Oh and Garey , who rarely talks in class , actually has a blog! COOL Yeah so since his updating i feel i should update too . You know what im saying yeah yeah woo yeah kangaroo hop bam wam pam . I have a feeling that he can be a very scary and dangerous man...like one day he suddenly explodes and starts murdering people...He would probaly be laughing at this , while planning what way he should kill me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ouh and Adios!

Man who stalks cats for lunch returns with a yellow cape and a green sushi hat

2009-07-11T01:33:00.001-07:00

Hello!

Its been a very long time since i posted ! Was Lazy and stuffs HEHEHE . I bet you people reading this missed me A LOT!

I've been listening to K-pop alot now, like korean music and yeah... These few days keep slacking with RyanT Dylan Wenxuan Yangkang . Quite boring nowadays , at least i have my guitar!

Well, I think thats all!

ADIOS!

Quiz because i got nothing to do

2009-07-04T19:21:00.000-07:00

Write The Names Of 21 Friends You Can Think Off The Top Of Your Head , And Then Answer The Questions . Say You're Guessing If You Don't Know , But At Least Guess On All of Them .

After Doing This , Tag Your 21 Friends To Do The Same

1.Ryan T
2.YangKang
3.Wenxuan
4.Dylan
5.Banghao
6.Victoria
7.Putri
8.Paolo
9.Ai Shu
10.Fadhli
11.Parry
12.Kaijie
13.Brian
14.Afiq
15.Evelyn
16.Velvina
17.Fauzi
18.Liling
19.Zachary
20.Felicia
21.Shalote

How Did You Meet 7?[Putri] Secondary School
What Would You Do If You had Never Met 15? [Evelyn] Find her and introduce Yangkang to her
What Would You Do If 20 And 1 Dated? [Ryan T and Felicia] Sparks would fly and 10 years down the road they would hold their wedding
Will 4 and 16 make a good couple?[Dylan and Velvina] HAHAHAHHAHAHA WTF HAHA
Do you Want To Be 13's Friend Forever?[Brian] Don't make me sound gay leh...
Do You Think 11 Is Attractive?[Parry] Oh yes definetly
What is 5's favourite colour?[Banghao] Pink
When was the last time you talked to 9?[Ai Shu] I cant remember
What does 8 speak?[Paolo] Phillipino
Who is 13 going out with?[Brian] Ugly Betty
What grade is 16 in?[Velvina] Penguins dont study they....Flap?
Would you date 17?[Fauzi] WTF HAHAHAHAHA
Where does 18 live?[Liling] Oh this i really have no idea
What's the best thing about number 4?[Dylan] He likes to fart in peoples faces and laugh at it until he gets wasted
What would you like to tell 10 right now?[Fadhli] Nothing, later he rape me
What's the best thing about 20?[Felicia] She eats power giving alien food
Have you ever kissed 2?[YangKang] Thats gay man . I know 15 does everyday
What's the best memory you have of 5?[Banghao] When he slapped Mr Ng when he was giving a speech and climbed up the flag pole waving to Paolo
When's the next time you are going to see 4?[Dylan] Hospital
How is 7 different frm 6?[Victoria and Putri] Zoom zoom goot goot
IS 2 pretty?[Yangkang] Oh yes extremely . He likes painting his nails and putting on thick,pink make-up
What was you first impressioin of 15?[Evelyn] China
How did you meet 3?[Wenxuan] He was trying to rape a stuffed toy when i stepped in and stopped him
Is 15 your best friend?[Evelyn] She doesnt really "have" friends
Do you hate 12?[Kaijie] Yes
Have you seen 18 in the last month?[Liling] Oh of course
When was the last time you saw 16?[Velvina] Just now . She was running through pasir ris park tearing down the trees as she go
Have you been to 5's house?[Banghao] Yes he so rich man . His chair,computer,TV even his stationery holder
When's the next time you will see 10?[Fadhli] 9.30pm news . "Granny got raped by a student under a staircase"
Are you close to 11?[Parry] Not very . Actually i just found out he acts abit like hulk like he would explode if you made him angry
Have you been to the movies with 4[Dylan] Nope
Have you gotten into trouble with 8[Paolo] No way man
Would you give 19 a hug?[Zachary] Never hes too irritating
When have you lied to 3?[Wenxuan] There was a time i told him he was not gay
Is 11 good at socialising?[Parry] HAHAHAHA YOU"RE CRAZY MAN
Do you know a secret about 8?[Paolo] He is a cold blooded hitman
Describe the relationship between 12 and 8.[Kaijie and Paolo] More than friends . Hehehe
What's the best thing about your friendship with 9?[Aishu] i dont know if you can call getting t0rtured 'friendship'
Whats the worst thing about 6?[Victoria] Actually theres nothing wrong with her
Have you ever had crush on 12?[Kaijie] Thats gay man
How long have you known 2?[Yangkang] Who is this guy? i know him meh?
Have you ever been in a fight with 13?[Brian] Haha that time primary school Glenn and me ganged up on him then he cry (but that was way back)
Does 11 have a Bf/Gf?[Parry] No way he would totally kill anyone that comes near to him
Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?[Ryan T] Yes
Has 21 met your mother[Shalote] Nope
How did you meet 11?[Parry] When he yelled in a MRT saying " I DID NOT FART" when no one heard him farting
Did you ever accidentally hurt 3?[Wenxuan] No way,i would hurt him on purpose
Do you live close to 7?[Putri] I dont know where she lives
Whats 8's favourite food?[Paolo] Errr Phillipino Beans
What kind of car does 1 have[Ryan] Rubber band batman car
Have you travelled anywhere with 9?[Aishu] Nope. Would never want to
If you gave 14 $100, what would he/she spend it on?[Afiq] He would say thank you like a dog with a very sincere face and weeks later he would start disturbing me

Lazy man trying to eat a delicious biscuit

2009-07-02T02:30:00.000-07:00

Hello! Byebye!

Nothing to do so i'd just post some youtube videos long live youtube

2009-06-23T20:04:00.000-07:00

Hello!

I think i would just post some youtube videos HEHE
Heard this in a ad so i just searched for it on youtube . Pretty old song

This is just some song

ADIOS!

Sunday

2009-06-14T01:15:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Todays Sunday and im still doing holiday homework, YAY

Just completed Literature ! Just started reading the last 7 chapters this morning and completed by 4.20pm ! (according to the time on the computer) . Actually Animal Farm is pretty good ! The ending should be nicer anyway , like Napoleon got ambushed by the humans and got roasted for a great dinner feast . Hate Napoleon man ( fancy getting angry over a book )

Now left with mother tongue homework...Dont really know what to do. I know everyone out there is saying , "Yes ! Holiday Homework is so fun i think i am going to wear a holiday homework is fun Hat and run around in school , haressing teachers to give me more homework so i can deprive myself in stimulating drug taking! " .

Well , theres no school so obviously im talking about school homework ! Well im not gonna complain about the holiday homework , at least the school took actions to make sure we are studying at home ! So for those people stressing over their homework with those crazy " i havent slept for a thousand years " hairdo , good luck . HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ADIOS!

Guy hates cats and throws a stick telling a dog to fetch it only to kill the dog

2009-06-09T03:49:00.000-07:00

ZOOM ZOOM GOOT GOOT

Quiz

2009-06-05T19:04:00.000-07:00

Rule #1:Found this quiz through Aishu blog
Rule #2:I think the rules are lame so
Rule #3:I changed it (because im cool)

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? -> No
Q: Been arrested? -> Yes, i killed someone with my cool jokes
Q: Do you like someone? -> I like teletubbies
Q: Held a snake? -> Oh yes. Snakes and ladders ! GET IT?!
Q: Been suspended from school? -> No way hussay
Q: Sang karaoke? -> Cannot remember
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? -> Yes to try not being cool for a second
Q: Laughed until you started crying? -> Yeah i remember that donald duck cartoon
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? -> Nope
Q: Kissed in the rain? -> I kill you
Q: Sang in the shower? -> Last time yes now no
Q: Sat on a roof top? -> Yeah
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? -> Sadly yes
Q: Broken a bone? ->Yes , skull and ribcage and shoulder
Q: Shaved your head? -> What the hell no way man
Q: Played a prank on someone? -> No i will never play a naughty prank on anyone
Q: Shot a gun? -> Oh yes sniper,machine gun and rifle
Q: Donated Blood? -> Yes (i bet you already know the real answer)
1. You hung out with? -> My famiglia
2. You texted? -> Somebodee
3. You were in a car with? -> Mafia people that kidnap me
4. Went to the movies with? -> Famiglia
5. Person you went to shop with? -> I dont really shop unnecessarily
6. You talked on the phone? -> Whats a phone?
7. Made you laugh? -> Dylan the Dog

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? -> Moon ( tries to act all cool and stuff )
2. Winter or Fall? -> Fall. Winter liddat so troublesome
3. Left or Right? -> Duhh......uhhh......
4. Sunny or rainy? -> Rainy
5. Where do you live? -> Brooklyn, Farrete Drive 34
6. Club or pub? -> Food court
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? -> Yes . My dairy and my soft toy.Only they can understand me ..... I AM NOT EMO!......sobsobsob
8.Do you want to get married? -> Zoom Zoom Goot Goot
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? -> I twirl it
10. What time is it? -> 10.22am
11. Are you afraid of commitment? -> Yes if it includes a granny whom didnt bath for 3 months
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? -> To have world peace ( sound like those beauty pageants lol )
13. Do you cook? -> Of course ( maggi mee)
14. Current mood? -> Sleepy. You can't tell can you because im hiding behind a computer! Betcha didnt know that ! HAH!

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? -> What ?
2. Sang? -> Yes i sang for the old folks home. I do GOOD stuff!
3. Listened to music? -> Yes
4. Danced Crazy? -> Sorta. Its a tribal infused with frog movements dance.
5. Cried? -> No
6. Liked someone you can't? -> No ?

FIRSTS
1.Who was your first date? -> The red date from my tea . GET IT ? RED DATE????
2. Who was your first roommate? -> I dont have a roommate
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? -> Sprite
5. What was your first car? -> bat mobile
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? -> Wow when i was K2
8. Who was your first grade teacher? -> Mrs U ( i dont know how to spell her name up untill now )
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? -> China
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? -> Sneak out for what ?
11. Who was your first Best Friend? -> Tung Joming (dunno where he is now)
12. Who is your best friend? -> My pet dog
13. Where was your first sleepover? -> Hotel ?
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? -> Police . Prank call lol just kidding
15. Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? No way too cool later steal the limelight
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? -> Toilet ?
19. First tattoo or piercing? -> Yes in my eye
20. First celebrity crush? -> None
21. First crush? -> Jack Black

Tag 10 people :

1: If
2:you want
3:To do
4:You
5:Do
6:lor
7:Bye
8:Bye
9:Adios
10:Amigo

Horse escaped from the zoo and went to macdonalds to eat fries

2009-05-31T19:04:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Today post again because yesterday went to eat with all relatives at Pasir Ris Park.

Yeah the weather was great too.Not hot at all , somemore the plce we were eating at was next to the sea . Then there was like this cool sea breeze and there were people flying kites too.

Yeah...Just woke up and started doing AsknLearn already ! Just a short post, have a nice holiday !

ADIOS!

Granny ran across a street with a shocked look on her face the whole time

2009-05-30T06:45:00.001-07:00

Hello!

June holiday starts today! Woo yay hooray !

Woah that picture was way too big. Holiday starts today, woohooo~ ( ALTHOUGH IM NOT QUITE FEELING THE HOLIDAY MOOD , CAPSLOCK-ED ON PURPOSE) Theres like plenty of homework to do man... Need do photo-journalism and worksheets and computer assignments. I mean of course this is nothing for me homework is ever so simple and not difficult!

Yeah...But this time im gonna do the homework properly ( except for maths and chinese ) Just kidding lol . MYE was really bad.Managed to pass all but didnt even get a big fat A

Actually all the homework is posted on one site so its actually very easy to gain acess to it. (for saying that please lessen my homework Mrs asknlearn ! )

So today was quite boring , used computer the whole day and almost broke my finger while trying to flush the toilet . But yesterday went basketball-ing with Ryan,Banghao,Wenxuan,Yangkang and Dylan . At least not that slack lol . Found some cool bands on youtube just now , check them out they are really cool . Search : Me,you and everyone we know . The follow through . Anabor . Yeah thats like three bands altogether ,Betcha didnt know that ! HAH !

So, i think thats about all , Have a Nice Holiday !

ADIOS!

Girrafe runs toward a hot dog bun station and asked for a pizza

2009-05-23T22:44:00.001-07:00

Hello!

Just found out the essay and vocab Mrs Ng tell us to do is Monday pass up.Betcha didnt know that right! <---- Err...this is not Mrs Ng,its just random?

Yeah...Its pretty disturbing that not male and not female animal up there.So...finish essay and vocab then see my blog so dead then post lor.Nothing to do anyways.Wait i show you something from Youtube

Alot people actually knew this song already,Kinda addictive actually.Yeah so im like pretty slow now then find out this song and stuff.Dunno why after MYE still have homework, i thought was like watch movies everyday untill holiday starts.

Ouh ! And my Grandma was cooking rice dumplings the whole morning.3am wake up then she cook untill now still cooking.Cool right.Tomorrow need to go school again...Later got Series Of Unfortunate Events i think. SO COOL.

Thats all ladies! <-----(ryan wenxuan dylan yangkang i know you all are reading this)

ADIOS!

Yay Exams Over

2009-05-12T03:10:00.001-07:00

Hello!

MYE ended yay hooray woohoo yeappie I hope i have done well for this exam because i sorta studied hard for it.Yeah...So nowadays kinda slack and stuffs.Just now had the maths paper ended at 9.30am then go play basketball with dancing queen, china and flirtman.

Wah...then louis and two crazy ladies pop out i start feeling damn slack.
Then really slack from there on.I just got this urge to know how many people are reading this post actually , so please tag or something you know? I did not say that to make you tag on my tagboard and i am not a sad and lonely hobo.

During the exam i needed to go toilet,actually i did that on purpose.My crime alarm lit up and it told me a monster from the other world has entered the real world through the toilet bowl. yeah...it looked just like that.I needed to wrestle the monster and drown it in the sink then flush it back into the portal.So I went to the toilet to exterminate the monster,and not to dry up after peeing in my pants. Remeber,Hygeine starts with a Healthy mind! Get it? H and H? Hygeine and Healthy? Ahahahaha im so funny

ADIOS!

A very Short Post

2009-05-05T21:48:00.000-07:00

This is gonna be a really short post.

1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
- Your lying...Shit...theres really 111 questions
2)Was your last real relationship a mistake?
-I do not have a relationship.That make me feel sad.
3)Do you love your friends?
- No i hate them im gonna slit my wrists
4)Who did you last say “I love you” to?
- An aunty who helped me pay for my char kuay teow
5)Do you regret it?
- Yes
6)Have you ever been depressed?
- Nope i did not threaten to kill myself
7)Are you a boy or girl?
- Im a Man
8)What is your relationship status?
- Emo alone and sad
9)How do you want to die?
- I want to die through poking myself with a cactus
10)What did you last eat?
- Sarcasm Get it get it?! im so funny haha
11)Played any sports?
- Never in my entire life
12)Do you bite your nails ?
- Errr no
13)When was your last physical fight?
- Just now when a kid asked me for ice cream
14)Who are your best friends?
- Tom and Gaboonaloti
15)Do you have an attitude?
- Yes i like to spit on people who are not cool
16)Do you like someone?
- I like teletubbies
17)What is your real name?
- Alfred chiki chiki Pangbula
18)Do you like this quiz?
- No
19)Are you gonna get high later ?
- Yes im gonna dance with barney
20)Do you hate anyone at the moment?
- Yes its a secret im not gonna tell you that i hate booba
21)Do you miss someone?
- I miss hi-5.They dont show them on TV anymore
22)Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
- Twirly
23)Do you tan a lot?
- No you black man
24)Have any pets?
- Yes a monkey
25)How exactly are you feeling?
- Really good and this quiz is not irritating at all!
26)Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
- Err yeah i bet everyone does that
27)Ever made out in the bathroom?
- You sick homo
28)Would you take any of your ex-es back?
- Shhhh
29)Are you scared of spiders?
- No.Actually....I Am Spiderman.
30)Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
- Yes so i can cheat in the exams
31)Do you regret anything from your past?
- I got nothing to say i don't know why
32)What are your plans for this weekend?
- Im gonna save the world from outer alien invasion
33)Do you want to have kids?
- Leave me alone!
34)Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
- Yes my pet monkey
35)Do you type fast?
- Lihgtngin spede
36)Do you have piercings?
- Yes i gangster i scary
37)Want any more?
- Err i can see the next question you know
38)Can you spell well?
- w-e-l-l
39)Do you miss anyone from your past?
- I have no past.I am evil
40)What are you craving right now?
- Maccaroni
41)Ever been to a bonfire party ?
- No im scared of fire and hot stuff
42)Who is your first love?
- Queen Elizabeth of England
43)Have you ever been on a horse?
- Yes in China
44)Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
- What the hell
45)Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
- Yes my wrestling figurines that are left in the lonely cabinet
46)Have you ever been cheated on?
- Yes Dylan keeps copying my answers
47)Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
- Am i suppose to deprive myself into pretending to have a gf?
48)Do you love your bf?
- Im not gay you gay homo hobo
49)Would you live with someone without marrying them?
- Yes so i can steal their stuff
50)What should you be doing ?
- Studying but im gonna study later.Trust me
51)What’s irritating you right now?
- The cat thats biting my leg off
52)Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
- No stop asking this questions
53)Does somebody love you?
- Oh this you can ask Yes alot people
54)What is your favorite colour ?
- I like white
55)Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
- Yes i needed to use my superman uniform that time when a old lady was fighting off villians by herself
57)Do you have trust issues?
- I have Trust Tissues! Get it? Trust Brand ahahahhahahhaa
60)Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
- Yes
62)Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
- Skip
63)Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- Michael jackson
64)Do you give out second chances too easily?
- No i kill people
65)Is it easier to forgive or forget?
- Forgive
66)Is this year the best year of your life?
- Errr yeah
67)What was your child hood nickname?
- Robin Hood
68)Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
- What the hell man
70)Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
- Yes
71)What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
- Study History ( Miss lie please read this )
73)What is bothering you?
- Satanic rituals held above my flat
74)Have you ever been out of your province?
- Err yes apparently Singapore is really small like your Brain
75)Do you play the Wii?
- Nope
76)Are you listening to music right now?
- Yes
77)Do you like Chinese food?
- Oh yes i like china china
78)Do you know your father's birthday?
- Nope
79)Are you afraid of the dark?
- Yes im scared of gangsters too
80)Is cheating ever okay?
- No my teacher told me that i will get a painful caning for that.I will never cheat in my exams.
81)Are you mean?
- Yes im so cool and sinister
82)Can you keep white shoes clean ?
- Yes.
84)Do you believe in true love?
- No its seriously like fantasy stuff
88)Do you like the outside?
- No people would beat me when they see me
89)Are you currently bored?
- Yes i feel sleepy
90)Do you wanna get married?
- Im too young !
91)Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
- That would be so bollywood movie thing.I can imagine a indian guy saying that to a girl in those movies
92)Are you hungry?
- Err all the time
93)Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
- Seriously you @*#&*^#$#*#$@#
94)What makes you happy?
- Music
95)Would you change your name?
- No my name is dope.
96)Ever been to Alaska?
- No is it like a ice ice place?
98)Do you watch the news?
- Yes
99)What’ s your zodiac sign?
- Scorpion
100)Do you like Subway?
- Yes i like their sandwiches
101)Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
- Yes totally
103)Do you talk like your friends?
- Nope im original and suave
105)Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
- Yes like just now
106)Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
- Errr Susan?
107)Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
- Dragongirl18 and Fantasycat on my online game.Online Games Are So FUN! beLIEve me!
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
- Yes.I would tell my teacher about it.I will abide the law.
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
- Jack Black
110) Favourite lyrics right now?
- Rui sheng is so cool~ I love rui sheng~ Woohoo!~
111)Can you count to one million?
- Yes

10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ:

1.If Rui Sheng can do it,So can you!

Mid-Year Examinations

2009-04-24T18:52:00.000-07:00

I Won't be updating untill MYE is over!

Personal reflection with a emo kick into it. HIP THING NOW

2009-04-16T01:43:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Todays math test really opened my eyes.I was like so confident that i could do that worksheet but no no avail.Today i am gonna study until the MYE.The ryan wenxuan prank made me angry and really made me think of what i've been doing so far.Actually i was supposed to be angry at them but i don't know why i just thought of this.

To Ryan and Wenxuan and Dylan and Yangkang: Now you know why i ignore you guys when i walking back right.Actually i was angry for a while at the com lab siolday

When walking back ryan was like talking alot of stuff which i forget,trying to distract me. Then i was like thinking about that math test,how come cannot do and stuff. And finally,i found out because i did not study! yay woohoo! I also always never hand up forehead's homework. so,IM GONNA STUDY BYEBYE you shouldnt really be reading this you should be studying you lazy pig

ADIOS!

Guy eating orange because he need fruits.Drinking tea in the sewers untill the rats go all crazy and constipate themselves

2009-04-09T05:22:00.001-07:00

Hello!

Today was Honours day and it was quite boring actually.The interesting parts was Mrs Menon getting on the stage and people go all frenzy and start clapping for her and the performances.Then played basketball after that and came back home.

Then i was like asked to help my bro do something with maple.I was supposed to just stand there and give them power-ups then this avarbane begger popped out.

Avarbane: giv me money
Me:Say i ur bro
Avarbane: u my bro
Me: ok i give you money but this money you must on shadow partner then can see one

Shadow partner is a skill in this brainwashing game that needs one special rock thingy.This rock costs 10k and it is used to execute powerful skills.In the end i made him waste 3 of them and made him run about.I WAS LIKE WTF?! HOW COME SOMEONE GET TRICK SO EASILY then

Avarbane:hey you fake me i never see you ther
Me:say i ur bro
Avarbane:u my bro
Me:ok i give you more money

Then it just went on LOL.

ADIOS!

Cow eats some grass and pukes out a duck the duck gurgles a rock and throws it to a garden and the garden turned into rui sheng

2009-04-02T02:30:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Today i was wondering how grass was produced,like you will never think of that right!? I just found out grass has seeds and the blade of grass on top is actually a flower thingy.ITS SO COOL!

Yeah...So today was like quite brutal and stuff.Some crazy lady sitting in front of me went nuts and squeezed the head off a cat,pulled out a toilet bowl with her bare hands and made a grown tree fly with one burp.Yeah of course i've got some battle scars and many other people were physically hurt.

After school Ryan T,YangKang,Dylan and Wenxuan came over to my house to do CME project. CHECK IT OUT>http://black-anus-pig.blogspot.com/
Its pretty sloppy and saggy and tree and pen and bottle and dog and sword and pencil sharperner and zoo and computer and sky and fan and tissue.

Live n Loaded is on channel 5 and todays featuring DHARNI! He beatboxes and he is cool and dope. ( not as cool and dope as me )

Yeah so theres nothing much for me to say now so

ADIOS!

Guy using computer everything seemed perfect but he forgotten to buy his donuts

2009-03-27T03:54:00.001-07:00

Hello!

I saw this quiz on Ryan's blog so i decided to post it on this post and try to make you believe that i am not a boring person and not attempting this quiz because i have nothing to post about.

1.RyanToh
2.Wenxuan
3.YangKang
4.Dylan
5.Brian
6.BangHao
7.Putri
8.Aishu
9.Felicia
10.Paolo
11.Victoria
12.Fauzi
13.Shawn
14.Ivan
15.ZiHung
16.Kaijie
17.Cherry
18.Glenn
19.Jia Xin
20.Zafri
21.Fadhli

How did you get to know 7? [Putri]
-Through attending how to change diapers for old people courses.
What would you do if you and 15 never met? [ZiHung]
-I would stalk him and make friends with him.
What will you do if 20 and 1 date? [Zafri and Ryan]
-Wow.
Have you ever seen 17 cry? [Cherry]
-How can a Cherry cry?! GET IT?! AHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY
Will 4 and 16 be a good couple? [Dylan and Kaijie]
-Yeah.They are from the same Species.Gaymenothopia.
Is 11 attractive? [Victoria]
-Can i switch 11 with 10? Its uncomfortable you know.
What is 2's favourite colour? [Wenxuan]
-Black cause hes racist
When was the last time you talked to 9? [Felicia]
-Today Just now? She was trying to slap the crap outta me and i was begging her to return me my Doraemon water bottle
What language does 8 speak? [Aishu]
-She speaks Flu.AH-CHOO.GET IT?! I JUST TOLD ANOTHER JOKE!IM SO FUNNY!
Who is 13 going out with? [Shawn]
-Farahin
What grade is 12 in? [Fauzi]
-The lowest intellectual one?
Would you ever date 17? [Cherry]
-Can i switch numbers again? Its really uncomfortable
Where does 18 live? [Glenn]
-In the swamp next to Pasir Ris Park.
What is the best thing about 3? [Yangkang]
-He likes China people and he really dotes on them.He is Gay too and that is really good news for many Gay guys out there. (He prefers Gays in China mode)
What would you like to tell 10 right now? [Paolo]
-Beep Beep Bo Beep _Im not trying to act cute,this guy really sings this in his free time.
What is the best thing about 20? [Zafri]
-He helps me open the class doors and farts on Dylan
Have you ever kiss 5? [Brian]
-No but he kissed my ass non-literally GET IT?! KISS MY ASS?! AHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY?!
What do you remember best about 21? [Fadhli]
-Oh man.Hes sick man that old geezer
Whens the next time you get to see 6? [Banghao]
-Later in my nightmares GET IT?! I SAID ANOTHER JOKE IM SO COOL
How is 14 and 12 different? [Fauzi and Ivan]
-Hey wait a minute,they seem quite similiar if i think about that! HEHEHEHEHEHE
Is 19 pretty? [Jia Xin]
-Yes HES pretty very pretty.
What is your first impression of 11? [Victoria]
-Mysterious,barney,pencil,giraffe,fan,tree,boat and paper
How did you meet 20? [Zafri]
-Through school.You thought i was gonna fill in a nonsense answer right IM SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you hate 12? [Fauzi]
-I hate his brains
Have you seen 18 in the last month? [Glenn]
-Yeah he was out collecting insects for his dinner.As i said,he lives in a swamp.
When was the last time you seen 16? [Kaijie]
-Just now when he was robbing a granny for the sweets she took from a temple. SHORT ADVERTISEMENT!~TOOT TOOT~BEEP BEEP~HEY THERE!MANY FLAVOURED SWEETS ARE AVAILABLE AND FREE IN THE NEAREST TEMPLES NEAR YOU! I REPEAT FREE!~TOOT TOOT~BEEP BEEP~
Have you been to 5's house? [Brian]
-Yeah he practises satanic rituals at home secretly.Dont tell anyone! GET IT?! I TOLD ANOTHER JOKE! AHAHAHAHA
Whens the next time you seen 10? [Paolo]
-Why do you keep using the same names over again you racist scum.You like Phillipinos huh?!
Are you close to 13? [Shawn]
-No hes not next to me. GET IT?! ANOTHER JOKE!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOL
Have you been to the movies with 4? [Dylan]
-No hes always busy with getting raped by his Grandma
Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8? [Aishu]
-Yeah like that time Parry went all crazy and ripped her hair off and i was like wasted by Parry cause he chewed my head off
Would you give 19 a hug? [Jia Xin]
-A handshake will do.A hug will seem like a scene in retarded gay dramas
When have you lied to 3? [YangKang]
-Yeah i told her that she actually was a man
Is 16 good at socializing? [Kaijie]
-No if you say hi to him he will bring out his knife and chop off your fingers
Do you know a secret about 9? [Felicia]
-Nope.Wait a minute,i know she eats little children for breakfast
Describe the relationship about 12 and 18 [Fauzi and Glenn]
-Well,they dont really know each other!
Whats the best thing about your friendship with 9? [Felicia]
-She throws stuff and injures me?
Whats the worst thing about 6? [Banghao]
-He just farts whenever and wherever he likes.
Have you ever had crush on 12? [Fauzi]
-WTF?!
Does 14 have a gf/bf? [Ivan]
-You're interested in the most horrifying,skull shattering Lord of Wushu?!
Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face? [Ryan]
-Yes
Has 21 met your mother? [Fadhli]
-What are you trying to imply you dirty old hobo
How did you get to meet 15? [Zihung]
-I never met him.Whos Zihung?
Did you ever physically hurt 3? [Yangkang]
-BeLIEve me.I wont do anything to ruin our friendship like punch him in the gut and rip his lungs off.
Do you live close to 7? [Putri]
-I dont know where she lives but i will always live in her mind cause im too cool. I JUST TOLD ANOTHER JOKE! you thought i was gonna stop huh? LOL!
Whats 8's favourite food? [Aishu]
-Panadol.GET IT?! AH-CHOO?!
What kinda car does 1 have? [Ryan]
-The hormones overDRIVE.GET IT?! HAHAHAHAHHA
Have you ever travelled anywhere with 9 before? [Felicia]
-Nope but i know she likes to go to the Worship Rui Sheng Shrine
If you gave 14 one-hundred dollars what would she/he do with it? [Ivan]
-He would throw it on your face and smear his spit on your face.

Finally finished the quiz.Phew.Well,nothing to post about but Ru Ping found this really catchy word through a writing error.And shes just Crazy over it LOL. FUSHY! I recommend you use it when you got nothing to talk about.Heres a example.

A:Hey what time is it
B:Fushy

Saw how effective it is?! IT IS FREE AND PLEASE MAKE GOOD USE OF IT! THANK YOU!

ADIOS!

Farmer eaitng wheat with cows with a flying chimpanzee

2009-03-18T06:06:00.000-07:00

Hello!

If some pop-up pops up to tell you to download music tracks and stuff please tell me,Thanks!

March holidays are not quite what i imagined it to be.Like the school requires me to go to some course thingy and there is plenty of homework! No complains! Just disgusted!

Three days spent just like that,phew! I think i would probaly get killed when i get back to school, I just got this BAD gut feeling about it.

I removed the fimble and brainwashing songs if you noticed it! I don't know why but the songs are really starting to annoy and terrify me real badly! The following texts are highly insignificant.Viewing it will lead you to death through diarrhoea. The only thing i would detest about school is this really terrifying monster that doesnt have a F/M alphabet as its gender in it's ic,really really disgusting and seriously,needs to go for some brain transplant.Probaly got it's brain grown on the outside of it's skull,hence the ugly features and the low intelligence.

Well,yeah i had nightmares of it and i hope i don't get to see it anymore.Feels good and weird after i said the last paragraph,shucks.

ADIOS THEN!

Guy walking in the park eating vanilla ice cream and roller skating on skates and later killed himself because he realised he did not bring his dog

2009-03-13T17:59:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Todays Saturday and yesterday was fun! Yesterday was cross-country,which was held in pasir ris park.When the horn blew for the lower secondary boys run like you had no tomorrow thingy,me and some of my friends just started walking! (trying really hard to look cool and dope) Yeah and then they started running,but due to the dead body of a lion i was carrying in my bag,i was like dragged down and stuff.(the lion was along the beach eating seashells then i popped by and drowned it in the sea) I had always hated lions they pee on me when they see me.

Yeah then i had to walk with Louis to the finish line! Untill the end there was quite alot of people there already,so i just walked past the finish line with Louis.After assembling again and stuff,we just kept laughing about a individual which was wearing something horribly,terrifyingly and super disturbing and ugly-ly WRONG.I hope i didnt see that,and yeah i really hope i didnt see that again.

After that wenxuan insisted on coming to my house and played some com stuff then yangkang came and we played basketball with 2e3 guys and Gary.Yeah then went to my aunt's house and ate some pizza hut and KFC.The hot dotty thingy on the pizza hut seems cool!And Yeah thats all folks!

ADIOS!

Guy dropping into the toilet bowl after getting too excited through playing mario

2009-03-06T01:26:00.000-08:00

Hello!

Today school was not very interesting,the only thing is that Common Test is starting on monday! Todays Friday so that would be 3 days later,(GREAT EXCUSE FOR SKIPPING CLASSES!) Yeah...i hope you are enjoying the fimbles tune you are probably listening to right now,please stay and listen to more of the tracks! Support lame brainwashing evil children tv programmes!

After school went home to slack for a while then played basketball with Yangkang,Ryan and Wenxuan as usual.Dylan did not go because he pooped in his pants and broke his leg (poop was too heavy,broke few of his bones) After that went back home to rest and stuff and then this BIG DRAGON POPPED OUT AND

DESTROYED MY PAINTING OF MONA LISA!

After that i came here to post this post thingy speaker pen holiday dish washer.
The big fat dragon was killed when he saw the remains of the painting and threw itself out of the window to land onto some innocent primary school kid and roll into the river than finally eaten by a hungry hobo resting under the bridge.
Thats all for today,

ADIOS!

Donkey trying to cook a egg with a brick but failed because there was no pan to fry the egg on

2009-02-27T00:05:00.000-08:00

Hello!

As usual,ignore the title!

Today school was normal...English was the most fun lesson of the day the rest was like normal lessons and stuff.For people in 2E4: GROUP D ROX !!! Gotcha!y
Kaijie and Zachary and me rock man,D for Domination! We got the highest point 543000231!

After that went home and played basketball at Ris Grandeur ( or however you spell it ) and came back.Later imma gonna celebrate my mom's birthday and stuff,yeah...
Tomorrows Cest la Vie so i would be wishing the people performing good luck in not pooping or farting when you get too nervous on stage.We would not want anyone running out of the theatre with brown jeans which was once white crying and screaming all the way to the toilet.I do not know why the school wants jeans only...its like clothesism.(NEWword! use it in your daily life to dazzle and shine within your vicinity!)

Some people have to do duty when theres Cest La Vie like Justin Koh needs to go to the carpark and stuff.So you guys are Lucky! BELIEVE me , it is a great achievement in making it to the schools Mega Hit Show!( i sold my ticket for your information) TEEHEEHEE

ADIOS!

Guy buying a toy from a feeble hobo ( ignore this i did not know what to put)

2009-02-24T01:06:00.000-08:00

Hello!

I'm just doing this post because i don't want to see the guy with the black eye as the first thing that pops up when i enter this super uber cool blog.

Today not much stuffs have happened,but i finally realised School is a dangerous place too.If the people surrounding you have terrifying stares and uncontrollable violent motions that means you are a victim of the Etomicycle Mass Osmosism.

Symtoms are vomitting when you are about to take a poop,pooping when you are about to vomit and oftenly making duck ( QUACK ) sounds when you sleep,yes you heard me,Duck sounds.Oh,and really loud ones.

My phone is repaired,which means i can spoil it again and probaly receive life threatening messages like i kill you or i will kill you for farting on me.I hope the picture on top does'nt scare the hell outta you.That russian or whatever emo dude sure scares me!LOL LMAO ROFL LUMASGUIF(laugh untill my ass starts going up in flames) LULZ

ADIOS!

Blog Thing

2009-02-20T01:01:00.000-08:00

http://ieatmaccaroni.blogspot.com/ My other nonsense crap thingy bloggy putta yooya witch yoo hee man siiting on construction site eating Subway.

Finally Friday

2009-02-20T00:33:00.000-08:00

Hello!

Its finally Friday.which means i can get some more panda eyes today!
Just came back from playing balls with Yangkang Wenxuan and Ryan Toh,and of course,I was totally pro.I did 10 slamdunks and 30 half court shots plus 50 alley dunks.

Today is a very boring day,PE was something to do with basketball too,so i plan to be some fatass slacker who gets hooked on to a computer every 5 secs and one who exceptionally doesnt bathe,or leave the seat even when he needs to warm the Royal Throne.

Talking about crapping,Watch this!

Hopefully this video would help you appreciate toilets more in the future.

Today Fauzi got so bullied.He was like in the cubicle trying to change when i accidentally popped in and saw him still with his uniform on but with this really TERRIFIEDexpression on his face.Many heads were popping up from the cubicles next to his.Then suddenly plenty of people rushed into the cubicle making fauzi a helpless person who failed to change into his Pe attire/Uniform.I am totally innocent.I am neutral and peaceful and stuff. TEEHEEHEE

ADIOS!

Random post about holy maccaroni dudes eating some pies

2009-02-17T01:51:00.000-08:00

Hello!

Today didnt do much stuffs and i've been to,you know,places? So today was disturb rui shengpee or whatever as long as it makes rui sheng feel terribly emo day.My stuff was flying all over the place because of some itchy handed terrors.

The weather nowadays is like crazy maybe because the earth was tortured so much through farts and constipated and went crazy and stuff.When its suppose to be dark,its still quite bright.The earth is like spinning slower and stuff. and (told you earth was constipated)Today we were talking about some computer addiction thingy.I didnt use this comp for 6 hours and i did not eat my lunch and dinner on my full of nerd consoles table and i did not sleep with the comp in my face.

I thought i would just post some youtube videos because it makes me look funny and cool and manly.

This is pretty offensive to indians.( Do not watch if you're one!) I am not racist!

This one is funny lol lmao rofl haha hehe lumasguif (laugh untill my ass starts going up in flames)

ADIOS!

Happy Valentines Day

2009-02-14T00:30:00.000-08:00

Hello!

Today is the day people go around buying baseball bats and knives.(for certain reasons)
So far nothing much has happened today,its just like any other day except restaurants are expected to be filled with people and stuff stuff .

This post has no retarded pictures because i can't seem to view them on blogs.So i decided not to post pictures to make you feel weird! If you're bored you should watch some youtube like theres this DerrickComedy thing going on in youtube,try searching it.

I wonder what will workers working on valentines day feel like.It must be pretty hard on them.There doesnt seem to be much stuff to talk about.So

ADIOS!

Nerd Quiz

2009-02-07T02:11:00.000-08:00

Victoria told me to do this Nerd Quiz,Imma MUSICIAN NERD!

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Musician Doo doo de doo waaaa doo de doo! (<-- That's you playing something.) Everyone appreciates the band/orchestra geeks and the pretty voices. Whether you sing in the choir, participate in a school/local band, or sit at home writing music, you contribute a joy to society that everyone can agree on. Yay! Welcome to actually doing something for poor, pathetic human souls. (Just kidding.)
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Anime Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Literature Nerd
Drama Nerd
Social Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

2009-02-06T04:35:00.000-08:00

Today not much stuff happening so i think i should post some youtube videos to avoid sounding stupid and uncool.The Magic of Youtube!

This one is super funny," WHY YOU WANNA KILL ME!!!"

This one is like nonsense

CAUTION!Do not watch if you have not have your dinner yet!

Quiz

2009-02-03T01:02:00.000-08:00

Quiz my sister made me do,

1.Beside your lips,where is your favourite spot to be kissed?
-I think you can rape yourself.

2.How did you feel when you woke up in the morning?
-I feel devastated.

3.Who was the last person you took a photo with?
-Mickey Mouse

4.Would you consider yourself being spoiled?
-I can clean toilets for desperate measures,is that considered not spoiled?

5.Would you ever donate blood?
-In the future i will.

6.Have you had a best friend of the opposite sex?
-Yeah,his name was nicholas ching mo lak.

7.Do you want someone dead?
-Nope Nope.,what the hell of a question is that,what are you,a sadistic granny?!

8.What does your last text message say?
-My phone broke down for a very long time but i believe its,"Can bring that hello kitty CD tomolo?"

9.What are you thinking of right now?
-I am thinking of how it feels to think about a sticker.

10.Do you wish someone was with you right now?

-Yeah,actually many people,wait a minute,their not people.(Teletubbies)
11.What time do you go to sleep last night?
-Vampires don't sleep.

12.Where did you buy the t-shirt you are wearing now?
-Ruidarno

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
-Nope.

14.Who was the last person to text you?
-Dylan Peh (just kidding)

Name 10 people and stuff.( you can do this if you want)
1.Brian
2.Ryan
3.Dylan
4.Aishu
5.Felicia
6.Cherry
7.KaiJie
8.Victoria
9.Serene
10.Yangkang

15.Who is 2 having a relationship with?
-Chris Brown,hes gay.

16.Is 3 a female or male?
-None.

17.If 7 and 10 got together,will it be a good thing?
-Holy maccaroni.That is gay man,its not a good thing,Nope.

18.What is number 1 studying about?
-TAOF.The Art Of Flirting

19.When was the last time you had a chat with number 1?
-Why do you keep asking about number 1,the number of times you bathe a month?

20.Is number 4 single?
-Shes attached to ... just some disgustingly ugly guy.

21.Say something about 2?
-Gay

22.What do you think about when 3 and 6 get together?
-I would be thinking about what way would 6 murder 3.

23.Describe number 9.
-Very drama,good in chinese and ... very good at expressing herself

24.What would you do if number 6 and 7 fight?
-I would try to stop them

25.Do you like number 8?
-Shes my friend

ADIOS!

Cheena New year and stuff

2009-02-01T23:31:00.000-08:00

Hello,actually didnt feel like updating but i like pineapple trees.I like making people feel awkward too.

For Chinese New Year you know,the usual stuff collecting ang pao and eating steamboat everywhere like a pig and stuff.Chinese New Year was great because of the money and holiday excuse,but want buy tapao also cannot,everyone holiday,so sad.

Today was great,monday was the slack subjects day,but dunno why went back home so tired,must be the stress all the crazy people put on me and i like brushing my teeth.

Dunno why nowadays so slack and stuff,Must be Siglap! (just kidding)
I think i better buck up starting from today and stop being an aimless crap walking stone.

Pretty motivating huh? To anyone in Siglap:I think if we start slacking we would start turning into the ah bengs/ah lians of the upper sec,so we must pull up our pants.But not too high later become nerd or cannot breathe.

The stench you just smelled was not my fart and
ADIOS!

Cheena New Year Is Here (Rhymes!)

2009-01-25T07:37:00.000-08:00

Hello.

Today is not much of a day.Only thing i could remember was like playing plenty of games,like an angry video game nerd dude flower girraffe soup.

Ok...Yeah,so Dinner was probaly the most memorable thing about today,you know abalone and steamboat and chopsticks and stuff.Since today is some kinda special day,the eve of Chinese New Year ( if im not wrong ) i will not be sleeping today/tonight/whatever.

HAPPY CHEENA NEW YEAR DUDES/WOMEN

Errr...May you get more ang baos and may you eat more new year pastry for free at your relatives houses.Don't forget to eat their abalone,if you don't like it,still eat it,its expensive you know.

Just Kidding,nothings worst than finding a mere two dollars in your ang bao,i didnt mean to offend anyone out there,errr...its the sincerity that counts...ah-ha..ha...ha.

Every second there are people dying DURING chinese new year somemore you know,so you should learn to appreciate the fact that you are actually celebrating cheena new year with your chopsticks and chinese lanterns,except the fact that the abalone you bought was contaminated and you had to constipate for 5 months,warming the royal throne every 10 seconds

So heres wishing you A Merry chinese new year and may herds of ox come running to you?

ADIOS

Today Do What Show

2009-01-23T02:05:00.000-08:00

Hello!Today is Friday,the go home early to sleep and finally wake up at 2.oopm to make myself feel like i just came back from normal school days day.

First was the Miss Lau period,Math,

So Everyone was like Devastated and stuff and i was about to start counting the number of cockroaches in my pants

When a HUGE MONSTER POPPED OUT and ate all of the cheena new year decorations!........ and yes i was referring to the monster "Nian" you know cheena new year?

After that not much had happened,recess,got pee-ed on for paying 20cents less for some worm stew and snake scale soup.

Ouh,then there was histo-wee (get it? wee? ... pretend i didnt said that) ,then there was this crazy woman who was constantly slapping my face,like there were an army on ants on my face while she tried to get them off.

After that Ryan and Dylan came over to my house and we started a Self-Depriving contest.Yeap then i ended up here doing my post.

Happy Chinese New year and

ADIOS!

Budget Superhero Makes Comeback

2009-01-22T01:19:00.000-08:00

Hello,im back! I was feeling bored so i just created it again,(pretty stupid,shucks)
errrr...yeah so this is it.(good thing i saved the codes before)

I know you guys surely missed my coolness right? HEHE.

So,i think i would surely update this blog when i have time,you know,missions and stuff.

So,have a good time here and ADIOS!